Seriously....the flu?!

I woke up this morning sick as a dog.  I am not really sure what that saying means, but we use it alot down here in the South.  My dogs are pretty healthy...anywho...I seriously told my husband to knock me out and wake me when it's over.  I laid in bed for a while and thought I was starting to feel better....wrong!!  I was in the shower and felt some disturbing intestinal issues coming on and then all of the sudden I felt like I needed to throw up. Now keep in mind I had not eaten anything this morning.  I had a Boost and that was it.  Well....I had to jump out of the shower soaking wet get on the toilet and it was coming out both ends at the same time.  I am sorry for the graphic nature of this, but this has NEVER happened to me before.  I have literally slept all day.  My husband has been awesome bringing me popsicles and water.  I just hope this ends soon.  I hope everyone else is having a better weekend than me.